Adam Ant.

Stuart Leslie Goddard. Short sighted, not real tall and starting to thin out on top!

This guy changed his name to a word that was written in a lavatory. It turned him into a sex god!

In 1977 a 23-year-old ‘Adam’ appeared in Punk film, “Jubilee” alongside Jordan and Toyah Wilcox.

Adam and the Ants also performed in the movie.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jubilee_(1977_film)

With singles such as ‘Young Parisiens’ and ‘ Zerox’ not catching the attention of the mainstream music lover, their first album “Dirk wears white sox” was not nearly as big of a hit as the second album “Kings of the Wild frontier”.

A little less Punk and a lot more ‘New Wave’, Mr Ant and his new line up (the first band having been sequestered by Malcom McLaren for BowWowWow) captured the attention of the teenage girl of the time and started pumping out hits like ‘Dog eat Dog’, ‘Stand and Deliver’ and ‘Ant Music’.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_and_the_Ants

A life long sufferer of mental health issues, Mr Ant has been a lot more ‘absent’ than ‘present’ in the music world in the past 20 years than he could have been. A shame, as every teenage girl deserves to have a “Prince Charming’ in her life!

I am pleased to announce that Adam recently completed a tour and my sources tell me and was hotter than hell!

I’ll gladly give this roadside thief everything I own! After all, he already took a lot of my time back in the early 80’s!